"There are poets who sing you to sleep
and poets who ready you for war
and I want to be both."

Ashe Vernon (via exoticwild)

(Source: latenightcornerstore, via luciferandphilosophy)

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

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i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"

(via luciferandphilosophy)

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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(via skeletal-prince)

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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(via along-the-broken-road)

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via along-the-broken-road)

theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

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(via along-the-broken-road)